May 2013
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
1 tag
positivemilk:
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
“Far too many people are looking for the right person, instead of trying to be...”
– Gloria Steinem (via fawun)
3 tags
i need my debit card forcibly removed from my hands. too much money being spent.
4 tags
not sure whether i’m going to die of boredom or annoyance first this summer
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
brandnewswastikas:
I told a lot of people that I was ready for the freakin’ weekend, but that is just not true. I’m not ready. I’m scared of what might happen to me. I’m scared of what I might to to others.
new low point in my dad sending me online ads for jobs: this girl needs an editor for her blog on which she writes about her experiences as a stripper. thank you dad, i really appreciate this one.
the-barricade-girl:
oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
jo—harvelle:
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
cellular number
snapchat
twitter
facebook
skype
email
facetime
first born
you know, anything you want
3 tags
THE RULES OF THIS HOUSE HAVE SUDDENLY FLOWN OUT THE WINDOW AND ITS NOT ME FOR ONCE
so since all my roommates are gone, time to party??? jk i have no friends lol
1 tag
you know my boredom is real if i’m on pinterest
someone please hang out with me omg I am the most bored
when you like someone but you know there is literally a 0% chance they like you back
1 tag
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yay I have an interview at anthropologie
