July 2011
the questions i get at this store...
“do you have a u shaped pillow, so someone could lay with their face on it without suffocating?”
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i may have just sold a $1,000 chair to a woman who lives in boston. basically i might be a furniture selling extraordinaire.
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live every week like it’s shark week
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no way no way no way we’re ever gonna speak again, no way we’re ever gonna talk about it
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triple-6 replied to your post: triple-6 replied to your post: i’m going on a…
THEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE DO IT IT IS IMPERATIVE THE CAPS LOCK IS MEANT TO SHOW YOU THIS NO PUNCTUATION NO PRISONERS
this obviously needed to be posted for “no punctuation no prisoners”
it’s totally happening, i don’t know how she could not be attracted by smearing chicken wings on me
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triple-6 replied to your post: i’m going on a romantic date to TGI Friday’s…
MAKE THEM GET YOU WINGS AND SMEAR THE SAUCE ON YOURSELF TO ATTRACT THEIR ATTENTION.
LMAOOOOOO
unfortunately, my date is my good friend. so it’s really not a date at all. but i think i’ll do this anyway.
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i’m going on a romantic date to TGI Friday’s tomorrow for lunch
me: i just don’t like being dependent on other people
geneva: troll shut up and take me to a romantic dinner already
this is our friendship.
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i thoroughly enjoy being the youngest person at a concert, with the exception of a few toddlers.
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my dad is in a really good mood today. butch davis was fired and he’s now an ~official~ member of the willie nelson fan club…all before we go to a lucinda williams concert.
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poor is a choice, like gay
we have nothing to fear but running out of beer
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